Wez Says...

Big Ten Basketball

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:57:00 +0000

There's not much more exciting than the last month of the College Basketball season heading into the big dance. There is a cool site that helps you keep tabs on the Big Ten Conference as the race to the NCAA trounament heats up. Check it out!! Big Ten Chronicle

Can the Hawks make a push to get into the NCAA Tournament? Check out Big Ten Chronicle to keep posted on their run.. and Much Much More!

I think I may just have to start watching the Ghost Whisperer...

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 23:37:00 +0000

I mean.. look at what I'm missing!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt
0:45 22.5MB Divx

Download the video here: JenniferLoveHewitt_Bra.divx

Do I Look Like A Slut?!

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:36:00 +0000

Sexiest Women of Reality TV

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:50:00 +0000

Maybe you've seen this calendar and maybe you haven't. But there is a calendar out there featuring the "Sexiest Women of Reality TV". Here is the back of it showing all the girls and their shots for each month.

I have come across the outtakes from this calendar shoot of some of the girls. No photoshoping or retouching.. oh.. and even some nudity that slipped in.

Here are the outtake pics - most of which are NSFW.

Jenna Lewis from Survivor

Katie Doyle from Road Rules

Trishelle from Real World

Tonya Cooley from Real World

Robin Hibbard from Real World

And you thought those other pics of Scarlett Johansson were nice...

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:18:00 +0000

Scarlett Johansson - Allure - November 2006

5th Grade

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:24:00 +0000

Do you remember 5th grade? In 5th grade we all had those types of desks where the top opened up like a hinge so you could get to all your supplies and books within. Well I took it upon myself to decorate the inside of the top of my desk with a nice poster of Aylssa Milano. She smiled at me when I opened my desk everyday that year of 5th grade. Who's the boss now, bitch. (Just kinda felt like saying that - it doesn't really apply to anything)

Here are some recent pics of Alyssa attending the Gotham Magazine Party.

I think I might start blogging again...

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:42:00 +0000

So... there seems to have been a void lately in my life, something missing, something not quite right. No, its not my underwear, those are missing for a reason. I think its my little buddy inside trying to tell me that he misses Wez Says and all his little blogger buddies like Amera.

So - Im back. Well atleast for now. What do I have to say?... not much. In fact, maybe nothing.

I'll tell you one thing that I think is funny, is just how shitty Katie Couric is and how major she has flopped trying to be the new face of CBS News. Check out these ratings... She is getting piss pounded aka nobody is watching her try to read the news off a teleprompter.

COURIC: CBS 'EVENING NEWS' RATINGS DISASTER
Monday, Oct. 16, 2006

NEW YORK CITY
WABC 7.1
WNBC 5.3
WCBS 3.7

LOS ANGELES
KABC 5.9
KNBC 3.1
KCBS 1.5

WASHINGTON, DC
NBC 9.3
ABC 7.8
CBS 2.5

On another note.. here are some pics of the lovely Scarlett Johansson from the November 06 issue of Esquire.

ps

I never really did french kiss Kelly Kapowski. Now, Preppy, give me back my bomber jacket.

I French Kissed Kelly Kapowski

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Wed, 10 May 2006 05:01:00 +0000

Tiffani Amber Thiessen

Slutlanna

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 00:19:00 +0000

Svetlana Shusterman - Real World Key West - FHM April 06

The Real World: Key West’s hottest housemate has been unleashed
“To see a hurricane moving at full speed, with 130 mph winds, was some scary shit,” says Svetlana Shusterman, the new season’s hottest resident and designated fit-thrower. The 20-year-old beauty is not new to challenges, though: She was smuggled stateside at the age of 4 from her native Ukraine and is now a biology major at Philadelphia’s Temple University. Bigger obstacles, though, face the show’s producers in their quest to keep Svetlana covered for TV.
“Most of the time, I wear something revealing,” Svetlana says. “My mentality is, it’s better to do it now than when I’m 40 years old and look weird. I have big boobs, and it’s good to show them off.”

Fans writing on The Real World blogs have you pegged as “the crazy Russian chick.” You’re Ukrainian, but are you crazy?
I’m absolutely out of my mind. I’m far from normal in everything I do—from going to the bathroom to just existing. I’m a big weirdo, and I love that. I’m that girl who is always in a good mood. I’ll run around naked if I have to, or if I want to. If you double-dare me, I have to do it. That’s something my roommates on the show worked out pretty quickly.

Give us an example.
My life is like a game of truth or dare. If people are bored, they’ll ask me, “Hey, Svet, do you want to eat boiled eggs until you puke?” and I’ll be like, “Why not?”

Do you bare your ample bosom on the show?
I would not want my boyfriend showing his jewels to some chick, so I wasn’t going to show my titties to my roommates. I think they might have seen them, though. I’m always naked—I’m always naked and want other people to be naked with me. I did walk around my bedroom nude on the show, but not in other areas of the house. There’s no good excuse for walking into a kitchen naked.

Are there any good punch-ups in the series?
There aren’t any physical fights, because I wasn’t allowed. There were certainly moments when I wanted to rip someone’s head off. If you really piss me off, I don’t take the intelligent route—I’d rather beat the shit out of you. I couldn’t do that, though, because I signed a contract with MTV before filming started. There were times when I was like, “If only I could choke you for 10 minutes, I’d feel so much better.” But, of course, I couldn’t do that.

Have you kicked a girl’s ass away from the MTV cameras?
Yes. It was 4 a.m. in Montreal on the week of New Year’s Eve. It was freezing cold, and I was waiting for a cab outside. One finally came and, as I was holding the door, three girls ran into the cab and stole it before my friends and I could get in. I started banging on the window—here’s where it becomes the other chick’s fault—and she wound down the window. Big mistake. My fists took over her face. I hit her with everything I had before the cab sped away. My knuckles were left swollen and bloody with teeth marks. I think she got it pretty good, which is what she deserved.

Finally, your 34DD breasts. Are they a help or a hindrance?
Oh, they’re great. I love to play with my boobs.

That’s understandable.
What could be better than playing with boobs? I’m so blessed that I have 34DDs because I’m never bored. I don’t know what it’s like to play with balls, but I’d play with them if I had them. The same goes with boobs. How could you not want to touch these boobs? They’re so much fun. Seriously, I love my chest more than guys do. When my guy is touching my boobs, I’m like, “Hey, that’s not fair. I want to touch them too.” I get jealous. FHM

Buy your bottled water and canned goods now...

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 05:11:00 +0000

The world will end soon...

On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be:
01:02:03 04/05/06.

That won't happen again in this century.

Total Eclipse of the Heart... err.. Sun.

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 16:34:00 +0000

The bus is the single stupidest, fattest, slowest, most despised vehicle on the road. Isn't it? You ever notice when you get behind the bus, people in your car go 'what are you doing? get away, come on.' The back of the bus is like an eclipse isn't it? people are just like 'the sun, where's the sun?' It's like this huge metal ass taking up the whole wind shield of your car. When it pulls out it even sounds like a fat uncle trying to get out of a sofa.

RUSSELL (to Jerry and George): We're going to have to do this some other time, so if you'll give me your number, I'll call you later. (Jerry and George nod. Molly takes her jacket off.)

GEORGE: You know, suddenly I'm in the mood for pasta primavera myself. (Jerry nudges George to sneak a peek at Molly's cleavage as she bends over and looks in her backpack. Jerry has a quick look, but George stares, hypnotized. Russell comes up behind George.)

RUSSELL (angrily): Get a good look, Costanza?

New scene - Jerry and George in Jerry's apartment.

JERRY: What were you doing?

GEORGE: Well, it's not my fault. You poked me!

JERRY: You're supposed to just take a peek after a poke. You were like you just put a quarter into one of those big metal things on top of the Empire State Building.

GEORGE: It's cleavage. I couldn't look away. What am I, waiting to win an Oscar here? This is all I have in my life.

JERRY: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

GEORGE: All right. So, he caught me in a cleavage peek, so big deal. Who wouldn't look at his daughter's cleavage? She's got nice cleavage.

JERRY: That's why I poked.

GEORGE: That's why I peeked.

World Treated to Rare Total Eclipse of Sun

Who Knew...

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:42:00 +0000

That hanging out at WalMart could make you famous? From the looks of things at most WalMarts I've visited, I thought hanging out at WalMart made you fat and wear sweatpants...

DesMoinesRegister.com - Spring break experiment gets national attention

Kristin Cavalleri

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:30:00 +0000

Can ya tell I'm a bit obsessed with this girl right now?

Summer. Get here now!!

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 23:24:00 +0000

.. and it would help if I could hang at the beach with Jessica Alba.

In case you missed the season premier of Sopranos

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 22:53:00 +0000

... here's Jamie-Lynn Sigler nice little dance that started the show.

Mainstream News People Are GAY!

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:21:00 +0000

ABC NEWS EXEC: 'BUSH MAKES ME SICK'; E-MAIL REVEALED

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU MARCH 23, 2006 13:11:09 ET XXXXX

ABC NEWS EXEC: 'BUSH MAKES ME SICK'; E-MAIL REVEALED

A top producer at ABC NEWS declared "Bush makes me sick" in an email obtained by the DRUDGE REPORT.

John Green, currently executive producer of the weekend edition of GOOD MORNING AMERICA, unloaded on the president in an ABC company email obtained by the DRUDGE REPORT.

"If he uses the 'mixed messages' line one more time, I'm going to puke," Green complained.

The blunt comments by Green, along with other emails obtained by the DRUDGE REPORT, further reveal the inner workings of the nation's news outlets.

A friend of Green's at ABC says Green is mortified by the email. "John feels so badly about this email. He is a straight shooter and great producer who is always fair. That said, he deeply regrets the sentiment expressed in the email and the embarrassment it causes ABC News."

[UPDATE: Green sent email to ABC staff: "By now some of you have seen the DRUDGE REPORT featuring a private email I sent to a colleague in 2004. I want all of you to know how much I regret the embarrassment this story causes ABC. It was an inappropriate thing to say and I'm deeply sorry.']

Hump It

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:46:00 +0000

Are You F@cking Serious?

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:44:00 +0000

Leprechaun spotted in Mobile, Alabama

Still think there is no link between Bin Laden and Iraq?

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 18:35:00 +0000

ABC News: Iraq Archive Document Describes Bin Laden Meeting

March 22, 2006 — Following are the ABC News Investigative Unit's summaries of five documents from Saddam Hussein's government, which have been released by the U.S. government.

The documents discuss Osama bin Laden, weapons of mass destruction, al Qaeda and more.

The full documents can be found on the U.S. Army Foreign Military Studies Office Web site: http://fmso.leavenworth.army.mil/products-docex.htm.

Note: Document titles were added by ABC News.

"Osama Bin Laden Contact With Iraq"

A newly released pre-war Iraqi document indicates that an official representative of Saddam Hussein's government met with Osama bin Laden in Sudan on February 19, 1995 after approval by Saddam Hussein. Bin Laden asked that Iraq broadcast the lectures of Suleiman al Ouda, a radical Saudi preacher, and suggested "carrying out joint operations against foreign forces" in Saudi Arabia. According to the document, Saddam's presidency was informed of the details of the meeting on March 4, 1995 and Saddam agreed to dedicate a program for them on the radio. The document states that further "development of the relationship and cooperation between the two parties to be left according to what's open (in the future) based on dialogue and agreement on other ways of cooperation." The Sudanese were informed about the agreement to dedicate the program on the radio.

The report then states that "Saudi opposition figure" bin Laden had to leave Sudan in July 1996 after it was accused of harboring terrorists. It says information indicated he was in Afghanistan. "The relationship with him is still through the Sudanese. We're currently working on activating this relationship through a new channel in light of his current location," it states.

(Editor's Note: This document is handwritten and has no official seal. Although contacts between bin Laden and the Iraqis have been reported in the 9/11 Commission report and elsewhere, (e.g. the 9/11 report states "Bin Ladn himself met with a senior Iraqi intelligence officer in Khartoum in late 1994 or early 1995) this document indicates the contacts were approved personally by Saddam Hussein.

It also indicates the discussions were substantive, in particular that bin Laden was proposing an operational relationship, and that the Iraqis were, at a minimum, interested in exploring a potential relationship and prepared to show good faith by broadcasting the speeches of al Ouda, the radical cleric who was also a bin Laden mentor.

The document does not establish that the two parties did in fact enter into an operational relationship. Given that the document claims bin Laden was proposing to the Iraqis that they conduct "joint operations against foreign forces" in Saudi Arabia, it is interesting to note that eight months after the meeting — on November 13, 1995 — terrorists attacked Saudi National Guard Headquarters in Riyadh, killing 5 U.S. military advisors. The militants later confessed on Saudi TV to having been trained by Osama bin Laden.)

"Osama bin Laden and the Taliban"

Document dated Sept. 15, 2001

An Iraqi intelligence service document saying that their Afghani informant, who's only identified by a number, told them that the Afghani Consul Ahmed Dahastani claimed the following in front of him:

That OBL and the Taliban are in contact with Iraq and that a group of Taliban and bin Laden group members visited Iraq.
That the U.S. has proof the Iraqi government and "bin Laden's group" agreed to cooperate to attack targets inside America.
That in case the Taliban and bin Laden's group turn out to be involved in "these destructive operations," the U.S. may strike Iraq and Afghanistan.
That the Afghani consul heard about the issue of Iraq's relationship with "bin Laden's group" while he was in Iran.

At the end, the writer recommends informing "the committee of intentions" about the above-mentioned items. The signature on the document is unclear.

(Editor's Note: The controversial claim that Osama bin Laden was cooperating with Saddam Hussein is an ongoing matter of intense debate. While the assertions contained in this document clearly support the claim, the sourcing is questionable — i.e. an unnamed Afghan "informant" reporting on a conversation with another Afghan "consul." The date of the document — four days after 9/11 — is worth noting but without further corroboration, this document is of limited evidentiary value.) ..........

V for Very Good

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:28:00 +0000

Finally went to see V for Vendetta tonight. Very Good. Very Good Indeed.

Coach Stays

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 20:09:00 +0000

Official Statement

University of Iowa's men's basketball Coach Steve Alford is looking
forward to continued success with the Hawkeye program and has
scheduled no interviews for vacant coaching positions.

"I'm the head coach at Iowa. My family and I love the Iowa program and
the community," said Alford. "We had a record-setting season with a
second Big Ten Tournament championship and I look forward to continued
success with this program.

"As in the past, search committees and interested officials from other
programs with openings for a head basketball coach have initiated
contact," said Alford. "I'm flattered with the interest and the
recognition of the outstanding season we had this year," added Alford.
"With that success, comes attention and speculation that I cannot
control. I have not scheduled any interviews with any other
institutions."

Alford guided Iowa to a 25-9 overall record, including the
championship of the Big Ten Conference Tournament. The Hawkeyes were
11-5 in the Big Ten regular season and tied for second place, one game
behind Ohio State. The 25 wins mark the second highest victory total
in school history. The Hawkeyes won a school-record 17 home games,
posting the first ever undefeated season in Carver-Hawkeye Arena.

Alford has directed Iowa to six straight winning seasons and
post-season appearances, including three trips to the NCAA Tournament.
Iowa has averaged over 20 wins per year over the past six seasons and
also claimed the 2001 Big Ten Tournament title.

Looks like I will be moving to Laguna Beach

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:50:00 +0000

Kristin Cavalleri

Nice Law Fuckstick

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:27:00 +0000

WINNETKA, Ill. (UPI) — The Winnetka, Ill., police chief has proposed a “distracted driving” law that — among routine prohibitions — would also ban tuning the radio, a report said.

Police Chief Joseph DeLopez said his plan would outlaw radio tuning, talking to passengers and tending to children or pets while driving in addition to the more typical bans on using electronic devices, reading the newspaper or applying makeup.

“The issue runs deeper than the use of cell phones,” DeLopez wrote of his proposal, which was the result of a citizen panel.

Thought this was pretty good

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 18:26:00 +0000

Hungry dog delays NCAA Tournament

noreply@blogger.com (Wez) — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 22:23:00 +0000

Bomb dog's alert delays NCAA game

This is kinda funny... but I was pissed that the games were so delayed. They even brought in a robot to dismantle it. .. The dog was just hungry!!!