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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Snoop Doggy Dogg need a jobby job.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.

So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

Comments on "Snoop Doggy Dogg need a jobby job."


Blogger Jenn said ... (12:15 AM, November 10, 2005) : 

Hahah! That was too cute and fun to read!

I know a few people that have had those problems.


Blogger Tiffany said ... (7:42 AM, November 10, 2005) : 

Wez, clever. Did you come up with that on your own?


Blogger Wounds said ... (8:06 AM, November 10, 2005) : 

Wez...those are good. But I have another one "you also tried being a security administrator....but got laid off!" muhahahaha

BTW Tiff - Wez is not clever enuff to come up with these...take the first one and do a google search =)


Blogger Dorf said ... (8:39 AM, November 10, 2005) : 

Ouch.. Wounds with the burn....


Blogger Wez said ... (8:47 AM, November 10, 2005) : 

1st - I was an Information Security Analyst.
2nd - They eliminated by position.
3rd - Suck It.


Blogger babyjewels said ... (7:29 PM, November 10, 2005) : 

You could try male prostitute, but I hear it's a pain in the ass.

(yeah, I'll be here all week folks)


Anonymous slider said ... (8:25 PM, November 10, 2005) : 

where are these Chicago photos that were previously promised? your blog is writing checks your body can't cash!

ps- i stink.


Blogger Camy Leon said ... (9:53 PM, November 10, 2005) : 

These are good. Did you make em up?


Blogger Wounds said ... (10:15 PM, November 10, 2005) : 

BJ - that's a good one!! Watch out Jay Leno.


Blogger Wez said ... (12:17 PM, November 11, 2005) : 

Slider - pics are up.


you stink.


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