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WINNETKA, Ill. (UPI) — The Winnetka, Ill., police chief has proposed a “distracted driving” law that — among routine prohibitions — would also ban tuning the radio, a report said. Police Chief Joseph DeLopez said his plan would outlaw radio tuning, talking to passengers and tending to children or pets while driving in addition to the more typical bans on using electronic devices, reading the newspaper or applying makeup. “The issue runs deeper than the use of cell phones,” DeLopez wrote of his proposal, which was the result of a citizen panel.