Movie-A-Minute

Movie-A-Minute I stumbled accross the above site. Here's how they explain themselves... "Let's face it. There's a lot of movies out there and very little time to watch them in. Well sit back and relax, because your troubles are solved! We here at Movie-A-Minute have come up with a solution. We've taken several classic and contemporary movies and extracted the important stuff, cutting out all the filler. (You'd be surprised how much filler there is sometimes.) With our ultra-condensed versions of your favorite films, you can experience whole movies in just one minute! As an added bonus, Movie-A-Minute protects against torture by bad movies -- if you don't have to sit through them, well, you don't have to sit through them." Here are few examples of their work. They pretty much nail every movie... The Lost World: Jurassic Park Directed by Steven Spielberg 1997 Jeff Goldblum We must never go back to the island. (goes back) (Everybody DIES.) Jeff Goldblum I told you we should never go back to the island. THE END Top Gun Directed by Tony Scott 1986 (There are LOTS of JETS.) Tom Cruise I am handsome and cool. Val Kilmer No, I am handsome and cool. (They get all moody with each other.) Tom Cruise I almost got you killed, so now we're friends. Val Kilmer Yes. I like you. THE END Jerry Maguire Directed by Cameron Crowe 1996 Tom Cruise Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent. Boss, Girlfriend, Friends You're fired. I'm leaving you. You suck. Tom Cruise I will solve my life crisis by discovering my inner self. (discovers inner self) Boss, Girlfriend, Friends I'll double your salary. Let's get married. You rule. Tom Cruise Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent. THE END