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Saturday, December 24, 2005


I stumbled accross the above site. Here's how they explain themselves...

"Let's face it. There's a lot of movies out there and very little time to watch them in. Well sit back and relax, because your troubles are solved! We here at Movie-A-Minute have come up with a solution. We've taken several classic and contemporary movies and extracted the important stuff, cutting out all the filler. (You'd be surprised how much filler there is sometimes.) With our ultra-condensed versions of your favorite films, you can experience whole movies in just one minute! As an added bonus, Movie-A-Minute protects against torture by bad movies -- if you don't have to sit through them, well, you don't have to sit through them."

Here are few examples of their work. They pretty much nail every movie...

The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Directed by Steven Spielberg

Jeff Goldblum
We must never go back to the island. (goes back)

(Everybody DIES.)

Jeff Goldblum
I told you we should never go back to the island.


Top Gun
Directed by Tony Scott

(There are LOTS of JETS.)

Tom Cruise
I am handsome and cool.

Val Kilmer
No, I am handsome and cool.

(They get all moody with each other.)

Tom Cruise
I almost got you killed, so now we're friends.

Val Kilmer
Yes. I like you.


Jerry Maguire
Directed by Cameron Crowe

Tom Cruise
Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent.

Boss, Girlfriend, Friends
You're fired. I'm leaving you. You suck.

Tom Cruise
I will solve my life crisis by discovering my inner self. (discovers inner self)

Boss, Girlfriend, Friends
I'll double your salary. Let's get married. You rule.

Tom Cruise
Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent.


Comments on "Movie-A-Minute"


Blogger Wounds said ... (12:45 PM, December 24, 2005) : 

Nice new design! What's up with everybody changing? I'm going to have to change now - damn it. Anyway, those condensed movies are great!


Blogger Mad Ethel said ... (9:07 AM, December 25, 2005) : 

If all movies were like that, I might not have such trouble remembering them. Too funny!


Blogger Tiffany said ... (9:46 AM, December 27, 2005) : 

Haha.. That is so fucking funny!

I like the new look!


Blogger Dorf said ... (10:56 AM, December 27, 2005) : 

Way to copy my template..... you.. you... template copier!!


Blogger Heather said ... (3:23 PM, December 27, 2005) : 

Hee, hee!!!

That was fantastic!

Like the new look!


Blogger babyjewels said ... (9:41 PM, December 27, 2005) : 

That's great. I can use the extra time.


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