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Monday, January 09, 2006

Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut....

... sometimes ya don't. Wal-Mart stores have condoms, KMarts don't.

Colorado Man Finds Condom in Filbert Nut

RIFLE, Colo. (AP) - A bit of online searching helped crack the case of the condom in the filbert nut. Police chief Daryl Meisner said it appeared no crime was committed when somebody put the condom-containing nut in a bin at a Wal-Mart Supercenter.

"This looks exactly like what I found on the Internet," Meisner said. "The condom was new and unused, so it probably wasn't anything malicious. I can't find where any law has been broken."

Dian Geist of Silt bought a bag of unshelled nuts from an open bin at the store. She said she and her husband, Brian, had a good laugh when the bright yellow condom popped out of the nut.

"I really don't want it, but my husband wants it back for some reason," she said.

The couple took the nut - and its contents - back to Wal-Mart, where an assistant manager photographed it before the Geists took it to the police.

"Whether someone thought it was a joke, we take it very seriously," said Wal-Mart spokeswoman Karen Burk. "This is a food-tampering issue."

Meisner said someone had drilled a hole in the nut, emptied the shell and then plugged the hole with wood putty after the condom was inserted.

Comments on "Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut...."


Blogger edee said ... (10:32 PM, January 09, 2006) : 

that must have taken some time to first come up with the idea, then actually execute it. Things must be slow out there in Colorado..


Blogger Mad Ethel said ... (7:31 PM, January 10, 2006) : 

Seriously, who get's the bright effing idea to stuff a nutshell with a condom, and takes the tedious time to conceal the hole with wood putty? Get a life. Although it is mildly entertaining. But still. Get a life.


Blogger Mad Ethel said ... (7:33 PM, January 10, 2006) : 

Maybe it was like charaides (sp?) and they wanted to show the connection between a condom and "nutting". Ew.


Blogger Heather said ... (11:11 AM, January 11, 2006) : 

Very nice.....

The word nut was mentioned way too much there.


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