Now this is talent...

... pay attention people. Pen Tricks I would have chosen different music for the background.. but who am I to second guess genius.

End Of World

Watch this video to see how the World will End. Very interesting... (You need sound - and if you are at work.. headphones..) End Of World - Interesting view on how the world will end

Cool Ass Card Trick

Check out this card trick. Its pretty sweet. I bet this guy kicks ass at Texas Hold 'em. Card Trick

Papal Election

Papal Election Brings End To Worldwide Unsupervised-Catholic Sin Binge This explains a lot about how Chris Neuendorf has been acting lately. He even tried to pick up some Alaska chic...

Question of the Day

Question: I have a rooster and you have a donkey. Your donkey eats the legs off my rooster. Now what have you got? Answer: 2 feet of my cock in your ass.

This is just one of the reasons I watch Deadwood!!

This show rocks! Deadwood is a great show that is on HBO 8pm Sunday nights. I have never missed a single episode. They are currently 1/2 way through Season Two. Check out this site for some stats on the usage of a certain 4 letter word that I love on the show. Use of the word F*** in Deadwood Pay special attention to the Average F***s per Episode and the FPM (F***s per Minute)

This post is for my cousin Drew and buddy Pete - They LOVE The OC

Mischa Barton sunbathing

I might have to get this shirt.

Could one of my friends be gay?

I received this email from Chris Neuendorf today. I was horrified. What is even worse is that he copied Wounds on his email to me! Does he want Wounds to come watch me measure? Can this get any worse? Now I know why he is keeping track of how many times he sees me!!

Pope's will revealed

courtesy of CNN.com

Guy Gets Shot in Shower

This is pretty funny. Description: This guy starts singing away in the shower so his buddy grabs a paintball gun, quietly opens the door and then pegs him from about 15 feet. Guy Gets Shot in Shower Todd Hollandsworth just jacked a 3 run HR! Cubs up 3-2 in the 2nd. I'm still pissed that the Cubs traded Sammy for a guy that doesn't even play... STUPID!.. but being that I'm a true fan - I still LOVE the Cubs! Can you think of anything better than watching a Cub hit a 3-Run HR!?? I don't want to get off on a rant here... but.. That's what being a true fan is all about folks. You stick with your team through everything. I've been watching every Cubs game since I was 4 years old. Same with Iowa football & basketball. I've had Iowa football season tickets for over 15 years now.. went to every single home game - even when they were 1-11. I've watched every Iowa basketball game these last years also. Never give up. .. stupid bandwagon fans...