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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

This Just In!!

Attention all readers: Wez Says... is currently a PERFECT 8-0 and in 1st place of the NCAA Bowl Pool. That's right bitches, just pay me my money now! There's over 130 people in our pool this year, so that means I'll be raking in the dough. I think it has something to do with every single bowl game this year being in HD - which also means I've been spending plenty of time in front of my good ol' 48" widescreen.

Update: After Arizona State won last night, I am now 9-0. Damn, it feels good to be a gansta.

Saturday, December 24, 2005


I stumbled accross the above site. Here's how they explain themselves...

"Let's face it. There's a lot of movies out there and very little time to watch them in. Well sit back and relax, because your troubles are solved! We here at Movie-A-Minute have come up with a solution. We've taken several classic and contemporary movies and extracted the important stuff, cutting out all the filler. (You'd be surprised how much filler there is sometimes.) With our ultra-condensed versions of your favorite films, you can experience whole movies in just one minute! As an added bonus, Movie-A-Minute protects against torture by bad movies -- if you don't have to sit through them, well, you don't have to sit through them."

Here are few examples of their work. They pretty much nail every movie...

The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Directed by Steven Spielberg

Jeff Goldblum
We must never go back to the island. (goes back)

(Everybody DIES.)

Jeff Goldblum
I told you we should never go back to the island.


Top Gun
Directed by Tony Scott

(There are LOTS of JETS.)

Tom Cruise
I am handsome and cool.

Val Kilmer
No, I am handsome and cool.

(They get all moody with each other.)

Tom Cruise
I almost got you killed, so now we're friends.

Val Kilmer
Yes. I like you.


Jerry Maguire
Directed by Cameron Crowe

Tom Cruise
Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent.

Boss, Girlfriend, Friends
You're fired. I'm leaving you. You suck.

Tom Cruise
I will solve my life crisis by discovering my inner self. (discovers inner self)

Boss, Girlfriend, Friends
I'll double your salary. Let's get married. You rule.

Tom Cruise
Check it out. I'm a smooth, popular sports agent.


Monday, December 19, 2005

Do you feel a draft?

Notice anything that Eliza Dushku forgot?

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Best Posts Ever!

Wez Says... Top 13 Posts of All Time.

1. Truth. Justice. Michael. 6/13/05
2. Gesundheit 11/16/05
3. Hazardous Work Conditions Part II 9/14/05
4. Question Of The Day 4/20/05
5. Once There Was A Man 3/22/05
6. Nice Headlights! 10/20/05
7. Go Ahead 7/22/05
8. Could One Of My Friends Be Gay? 4/12/05
9. Millee-Wakay 8/14/05
10. Farewell To FlandoMagic 10/31/05
11. Will You Be There? 9/6/05
12. Spring Break 1997 12/3/05
13. Drunk 7/29/05

Sunday, December 11, 2005

My Christmas haul has begun...

Friday: My weekend began early this week as I had Friday off. I didn't do shit on Friday.. slept in til 10 - had a headache most of the day from drinking too much Thursday night. Sometime in the afternoon I went out and shoveled, cuz its snows everyday here it seems. Tried to start my snowblower. No Dice. Also for some reason the heater in my car does not work, the fan does not turn on. I checked the fuses and they seem fine, so I'm gonna have to get it looked at cuz when the highs are always below freezing... ya kinda need heat in your car!

Saturday: Christmas has officially begun. Today we had the family Christmas on my Dad's side.. although my Dad is never there anymore because he lives in California. My Grandma & Grandpa quit giving us old kids actual presents quite a few years ago.. so now we all get cash. Cash is always good. My Grandpa gives us all the state quarters for that year too. I think I'm the only person in the family besides him that actually collects these - so its kinda cool for me. = ) In the morning before heading to Xmas, watched 2 movies: "The Skeleton Key" & "The Longest Yard".... both OK.. not really good.. but OK.

Sunday: Christmas with my Mom's family. For this Xmas we do the ol' gift exchange aka white elephant. Its actually pretty fun. Every year a couple people's gifts are a pack of beer, like the Leinie's Tackle Box... those always get stolen quite a bit. I ended up with a box of Callaway Big Bertha golf balls. Not a bad haul for me. I actually stole them from my brother's girlfriend, which she was actually pretty happy about I think since she doesn't golf.

Recap: Sleep, movies, 2 good free meals, cash, balls, Hot Chick wins Survivor.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Frozen Bowl Snot Pool

Two subject post today.

1: Today was the 3rd morning in a row that I've driven to work and the temp has been below zero. Monday = -10, Tuesday = -6, Today = -9. IT'S FUCKING COLD! ...really makes my 5min drive (and that's if I hit all the lights) to work seem brutal! = ))

2: NCAA Bowl Pool time baby! For something like the 20th year in a row my family (now basically my brother) is having our annual NCAA Bowl Pool (see link on side). Anyone is welcome to join. You can do it all electronically - fill out entry and email in - and pay entry fee through PayPal. Or, if you wish, you can mail everything in. There is always over 100 people in the pool with the winner taking around $70-$80 (not a bad return on $2). This might be the biggest year ever...

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Spring Break 1997

Step 1: Find some way old pics.
Step 2: Scan them in.
Step 3: Share with world.

College baseball trip to Panama City Beach, Florida, my freshman year. Kramer and I were roomies down there. ... Good Times... Good Times...

Thursday, December 01, 2005


Everyone, today is Amera's birthday!! So run over and congratulate a totally rad 24 year old!