# Post Date 1. Truth. Justice. Michael. 6/13/05 2. Gesundheit 11/16/05 3. Hazardous Work Conditions Part II 9/14/05 4. Question Of The Day 4/20/05 5. Once There Was A Man 3/22/05 6. Nice Headlights! 10/20/05 7. Go Ahead 7/22/05 8. Could One Of My Friends Be Gay? 4/12/05 9. Millee-Wakay 8/14/05 10. Farewell To FlandoMagic 10/31/05 11. Will You Be There? 9/6/05 12. Spring Break 1997 12/3/05 13. Drunk 7/29/05
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- Do I Look Like A Slut?!
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- And you thought those other pics of Scarlett Johan...
- 5th Grade
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- I French Kissed Kelly Kapowski
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Monday, November 28, 2005
Welcome Back Home...
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Thanksgiving in Palm Springs
Monday, November 21, 2005
Dorf on Kinnick
Take a ride on over to Dorf's Blog and check out his post on his 1st Iowa home game. As I posted back in August, I have had season tickets to Iowa football games for around 15 years now. Sitting proudly in the North Endzone.
Dorf took some pics of the North Endzone from his seats, he even was nice enough to circle my ass so you can see me in game action.
Iowa dominated Minnesota on Saturday 52 - 28, rolling up over 600yds of offense. Nice way to end the regular season.
Saturday, November 19, 2005
|Everyone's been to a Hooters right? A little known fact around the world is that Hooters was founded in 1983 by a group of classmates from Waverly, Iowa (my hometown and current residence). The 1st Hooters was opened in Clearwater, Florida.. and hot girls in tiny orange shorts have been serving great wings ever since. Hooters is even going to open a casino in Las Vegas - you can read some about it here Las Vegas Review-Journal: Hooters Casino|
The best bar in the beautiful town of Waverly, The Pour House, is owned by the ex-wife of one of the original founders of Hooters. For their official Grand Opening last spring the 2004 Hooters Calendar Cover Girl paid a visit. (pics below) She was actually a very nice girl... not too bad to look at either = )
.. anyways.. not really sure what my point was to this post. Long story short: Hooters = Good. The Pour House = Fucking Rules. Hot pink fishnet shirt = Awesome.
Update: To clear up some confusion. The girl in the green & pink are the same girl. She changed during the night. Oh.. and her name is Ursula Maciejewski of Chicago, Illinois.
Friday, November 18, 2005
What a sport
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Expressionless Paris Hilton
|Paris Hilton looks the same in every picture of her. Check this out.
Expressionless Paris Hilton
Although... I have to say that I've seen a certain video... where she did look a bit different.
|Nice little chat I had this morning with a coworker.|
Wez... I just sneezed
Wez... had to get paper towel out of my drawer to clean up snot
Dogg... from hand or desk
Dogg... good one
Wez... worst on hand
Dogg... fling it on floor
Wez... not sure why I covered my nose
Wez... I usually just bend over and sneeze onto the carpet
Dogg... scoot chair back... sneeze on floor
Dogg... sometimes there is not enough time
Wez... this is exactly what happened
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Its beginning to look a lot like...
Hey look Mom, a hitchhiker
|Always nice to make the National press....|
FOXNews.com - Search in Iowa for Two Escaped Killers
Friday, November 11, 2005
Chicago, my kind of town?
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Snoop Doggy Dogg need a jobby job.
|My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.|
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
Monday, November 07, 2005
If I Were Superman...
|At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.|
Justin Timberlake gots nothin on this guy!
|I stumbled onto this video that I saw awhile back. This guy is freaking awesome. I wonder if you can hire him out for parties...?
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Chicken Litte .. Great Family Movie...
|No 'Chicken Little' - Kids see suicide |
A Times Square movie theater laid an egg at a showing of "Chicken Little" last night.
Adults and kids expecting to watch Disney's G-rated animated flick at the AMC Empire 25 theater on 42nd St. were instead presented with a foreign film that opened with a young man committing suicide.
"It's pandemonium," Joshua Gallo, 30, told the Daily News as he rushed out of the theater with his 5-year-old son and 1-year-old daughter. "The kids are crying. The mothers are screaming for the managers to stop the film."
Terrified children didn't know what to do as they watched a young boy hang himself from a tree at the 8:45 p.m. screening.
After five minutes, "Andrea," a Spanish drama opening today, was turned off and "Chicken Little" was played.
Patrons got a coupon for a free movie.
New York Daily News - No 'Chicken Little' - Kids see suicide
Tomorrow I'm planning on getting a post up about my trip to ChiTown this weekend. I've got to get all the pics downloaded.. and the longer I wait.. the less upset I get about the whole damn thing...which is probably good.