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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Counter Counterfeit Commission

Counter Counterfeit Commission

Has anyone seen this commercial at night on E! during Howard Stern? I have no idea what is going on here... Everytime I see the commercial I keep waiting for the Geico lizard to come on at the end... but he never does. This whole thing is messed up. The site is pretty funny... go to "Detecting A Fake". Good info there....

Monday, March 28, 2005

Good Ol' Dilbert

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Quote of the Day:
Confusious say, "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Once there was a man...

Once there was a man that LOVED his new glasses so much, he couldn't quit smiling!

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In other Breaking News - History was made today at Asian Gardens in Waverly Iowa. A nice fellow by the name of Chris Neuendorf ordered a Large Bowl of Soup and Angry Beef. He proceeded to eat it all. Every last drop. That was not the history making event. While he and his small group of friends waited for their check. That is when history was made. For the first time in Chinese restaurant history a man could not make it out of the restaurant before making a dash to the can. While his friends patiently waited for his return so they could go back to work, they received a text message from the history maker. It simply stated, "It Burns".

Sunday, March 20, 2005


Looks like I've made the big time! Once you hit the official site of Chris Neuendorf there's no turning back.... oh.. and I have nothing to do with him completely sucking at making NCAA pics. Its not my fault he's not as smart as Tharp.

I think this movie is going to rock. Go here and watch the trailer Sin City.
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Its got all kinds of stars in it: Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Elijah Wood, Benicio Del Toro, Michael Clarke Duncan, Josh Hartnett, Michael Madson, Brittany Murphy, Mickey Rourke... plus any movie made from a comic book has to be good right??

Word of the Day: (compliments of Pete Avery's best friend)

Saturday, March 19, 2005


Dude. Me, Squeaky, is beating Arizona right now 16-11, but CBS is showing the Illinois game so I can't watch myself take down the Wildcats.

Here's a link to my schools site. Go Blazers!

Tell Greg Gumble that I at least deserve a Live Look In. Squeaky.

... OK.. since was being GAY and I couldn't publish my post - CBS did go to my game during the half time of the Illinois game. UAB is down 5 now. Hopefully they can pull it out. Squeaky.

... Well. We got our ass kicked today by Arizona. No more Squeaky. UAB 63 Arizona 85.

Local man no longer genius.

Late last night John Tharp's hopes of having the 1st perfect score in Gade NCAA Pool history were crushed when both Syracuse & Kansas lost.

Here is a picture of Tharp before the 2 crushing defeats, when he still held genius status amongst his friends.

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Tharp's mood quickly soured as his perfect score came to an end... as evidenced by the text message I received from him at 11:00pm last night stating "Stupid Kansas" ...

Friday, March 18, 2005

Do your job Gumble!

As much as Brad & I are enjoying watching the North Carolina dunk contest, why the HELL are we stuck watching this stupid game!! Someone tell Billy Packer to change us over to the Southern Illinois game. Its 44-20!!! Change our F'n game!!

1st CBS advertises this CSTV bullshit, now Gumble is sleeping in the trailer while we are stuck watching this gay game.

Quote of the Day:

Brad says "If Jim Nantz says "pageantry" one more time, I'm going to piss on the TV."

I'm not going to talk about the past...

With my 1st ever post, I'd like to take the time to talk about how much of a fag Mark McGwire is. He looked like a complete jackass yesterday at the Congressional Hearing. I'm happy to finally know that he definitely was on steroids and cheated during his baseball career. Every other player there (cept Conseco) denied ever using steroids, while McGwire cried like a baby.

Quote of the Day:

Mr. McGwire have you ever used steroids?
"I'm not here to talk about the past"

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