Drunk

A friend of mine is on RAGBRAI this week. I'm guessing some people are like,"RAGBRAI, what the hell is that!?" RAGBRAI stands for the Register's Annual Great Bicycle Race Across Iowa. Its not much of a race.. more of a bike riding drunk fest. So anyway... my salt & pepper haired friend, called me and 2 other friends, all around 2:30pm on the 1st day of riding.. it was around 95 degrees that day. You can listen to the voicemail he left here: Voicemail Message . The only words I can make out are "naked" and "boobs".. the rest is just a bunch of giggling. Drunk giggling...

Yahoo!!

OK. So I was looking over some of my site stats today, one of the cooler things I can look at is a list of "Referrers" - or, where people came from to get to my site. One I noticed was that 16 people have found my site from Yahoo search. I can even see what people did a search on to find my Blog. Evidently, 3 people have gone to Yahoo and decided to search on "Trailer Park Whore" - and ended up at my Blog. The fact that these people found my Blog that way is not so surprising, given the fact that I have a post titled just that, Trailer Park Whore. What strikes me as being abnormal is the person who goes to Yahoo and says to themselves, "Well... Let's see what I can find under "Trailer Park Whore" today. .. what creeps me out the most... is the person who searched Yahoo for "guy in shower".. and ended up on my Blog. Let's just pray it was a girl who did that... OK?

Fish Will Go Hungry Today

Shuttle makes it to space. No explosions.

Go Ahead

I recently discovered "Relay Calls". What is a relay call? Yeah.. I had no idea either. I was driving home last week when my cell rang. I answered. Some guy starts to tell me it was a relay call and asked if I knew how they worked. I was like.. "uh.. no." So the dude precedes to tell me how its some call from a person on a computer and he is relaying the conversation... and when he says "Go Ahead" that means its my turn to respond. yeah.. I had no idea what was going on. So he says "Are you ready to start the call?" I say sure. Then he says "Hey Jenny, what's up? Go Ahead" I sit there in complete silence for about 20 seconds.. cuz I have no idea what's going on. Then the guys says "When I say, Go Ahead, that means its your turn to respond." So then I say "What the hell is going on? Go Ahead" Guy replies after a while "Is this Jenny? Go Ahead"... No its not I say... and hang up. Easily the craziest call I've ever had. So... 2nite I'm sitting here.. bored.. and decide to Google on Relay Calls. I find that you can do it a lot of places. AT&T, Sprint, and others offer this free over the Internet. So of course, I call my brother. Here is the printout of the conversation. OPER: SPRINT RELAY 6234F DIALING 319-231-#### RINGING 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... (M) HELLO (EXPLAINING RELAY) USER: Hey Brian, I have a question for you. GA OPER: GA OK GA USER: What is the difference between Margin and Mark-up? GA OPER: (LAUGH) WHO IS THIS QQ GA USER: Frank Costanza GA OPER: (LAUGH) YOURE HILARIOUS FRANK GA USER: Say hi to Jackson for me GA OPER: WILL DO GA USER: Good Night. GA OPER: GOODNIGHT GA (PERSON HUNG UP) I know the site says this is a service for deaf people.. but I could get used to this. Its funny shit. People on the other line have no idea what the hell is going on. AND the relay guy has to type and say everything. Good times... Good times...

Superman Returns

For those of you that don't know, they are making a new round of Superman movies. The first one is called Superman Returns - its slated to open June 30th 2006. They have already started filming... and who is the new Superman you may ask? Well he just so happens to be from Norwalk Iowa. Brandon Routh grew up in Norwalk and went to the University of Iowa. Here is a pic of Brandon in the new Superman costume. Other castings you might be interested in are Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane, Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor, and they are even going to use old footage of Marlon Brando as Jor-El (Superman's father). From what I've read these new movies are going to pick up where the original Superman 2 left off... and just act like Superman III & IV were never made - since they pretty much sucked. Hopefully these new Supermans rule as much as the new Batman movie did. Superman The Movie is one of my all time favorite movies... and I am eagerly awaiting the return of Superman.

Do Your Part

Help every man around the world. Buy this shirt.

Are You A Liberal Douche?

In response to the nice comment I received the other day to my John McCain post... I have decided to provide a link to a simple test everyone can take. Are You A Liberal Douche Test In case you are wondering... this is how I scored on the test. All-American Hero You are 5% a liberal douche! You, my Republican friend, have a good idea of what's going on in the world and probably support most of President Bush's campaign to make it a better place.

Limbaugh Still King

LIMBAUGH TOP POLITICAL TALK NYC APRIL-JUNE 2005[ALL LISTENERS] LIMBAUGH 139,000 [QTR HOUR] HANNITY 99,100 MARK LEVIN 74,300 O'REILLY 72,700 SAVAGE 61,900 AL FRANKEN 61,400 Limbaugh Dominates LA & Chicago Best Rush Limbaugh Quotes: "Character matters; leadership descends from character." "If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation." "The feminist movement was created to allow ugly women access to the mainstream of society" "When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it's an invitation" "I don't consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball." "With talent on loan from God. With half my brain tied behind my back, just to make it fair!" "Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century." If you have other quotes you love... send them to me and I'll post them. Mega Ditos to the almighty Maha Rushi !!

The other day a friend stopped by and wanted to say........

Bad Day at the Office?

This is how I feel today... Quote of the Day: "I couldn't get it up at home." - John Tharp (said around a table of co-workers this AM)

John McCain is a duche

I can't stand this guy.. he thinks he's so high and mighty.. scolds Hollywood for making bad movies.. but then he just goes and gets in one. Loser. SEN. MCCAIN STARS IN BOOB RAUNCH FEST On a side note... I'm definitely going to see this movie.

Men At Work

Viva Aruba!

I know.. I know... this may not be the most politically correct shirt out there... but it is damn funny.