Desperate Housewife
... I have a feeling my boys at work might like this one... Here's the video of Eva Longoria on stage at the VMAs. Hottest Desperate Housewife |
1. | Truth. Justice. Michael. | 6/13/05 | 2. | Gesundheit | 11/16/05 |
3. | Hazardous Work Conditions Part II | 9/14/05 |
4. | Question Of The Day | 4/20/05 |
5. | Once There Was A Man | 3/22/05 |
6. | Nice Headlights! | 10/20/05 |
7. | Go Ahead | 7/22/05 |
8. | Could One Of My Friends Be Gay? | 4/12/05 |
9. | Millee-Wakay | 8/14/05 |
10. | Farewell To FlandoMagic | 10/31/05 |
11. | Will You Be There? | 9/6/05 |
12. | Spring Break 1997 | 12/3/05 |
13. | Drunk | 7/29/05 |
... I have a feeling my boys at work might like this one... Here's the video of Eva Longoria on stage at the VMAs. Hottest Desperate Housewife |
BREAKING NEWS - Mother of Jackson Accuser Charged with Welfare Fraud A five-count complaint of welfare fraud has been filed against the mother of the teen accuser of Michael Jackson. The complaint alleges that she collected $18,782 in payments while making claims that she was indigent. During the trial, Jackson's attorneys presented evidence that she and her family received $150,000 settlement in 2001 in a lawsuit against J.C. Penney, again while claiming to be indigent. It was also shown that she received money from her boyfriend to pay her rent on an apartment. The Los Angeles County District Attorney's Bureau of Fraud and Corruption Prosecutions are alleging that she hid from authorities that she received the settlement and failed to report the receipt of $637 for her rent in January 2003. The payment was not discovered until a social services investigator received a tip from a private investigator on February 2, 2005. She was a significant witness for the prosecution against Michael Jackson and many of the jurors believed that she lacked credibility. Mother of Jackson's Accuser Charged |
It feels like Google is taking over the world... 1st they were the best search engine ever!.. then came a toolbar, Froogle, GMail, Maps, News, Google Ads, and now Instant Messenger...? There stock is up to over $276 a share! Google is still the best search engine and I think by far the best free email there is out there. I even love their maps. Will there be a point where they go to far.. and there quality starts to go down???
Google to launch instant messaging program ps Feel free to use the Google search and browse the Google Ads that are available on my site... = ) |
Nice to know that good ol' DesMoines is in a drug ring with Mexico, Columbia, New York, and LA. DEA Busts 160 in Drug Transportation Rings Who are all these meth users? .. and why do only white people in the midwest use it? Here's something I found from a different article: "Law enforcement officials indicate that meth labs are using pseudoephedrine from cold medications to produce the methamphetamine. Last year, 1,472 meth labs were encountered in Iowa, up from only two in 1994." HBO did a special on meth last year - I watched it.. it was all about people in Iowa. It was crazy to watch a show on HBO.. about these messed up people addicted to "crank", and know that they live just hours away. It also sucks because now its like impossible to buy cold medication anywhere. I think I'm addicted to crab ragoons from Asian Gardens. |
This guy totally reminds me of my brother Brian! He hated cell phones.. well probably still does. He used to always say how he was never going to get one. Well about 2 years ago he got one for his birthday, so he's had one ever since. I'm sure he's still not happy about it. The Onion | Vehement Anti-Cell-Phone Guy Finally Caves On a side note, I feel kinda bad about making fun of Wisconsin in Sunday's post since they totally got shit canned last night by tornadoes. ... who am I kidding? I don't feel bad. Wisconsin blows. |
I 1st heard this about 2-3 months ago... stumbled across it again. Its pretty funny stuff. Here's a little setup. Guy calls Chinese takeout, places order. Then places that guy on hold and calls another Chinese takeout. Then gets both of them on the line at the same time. Quickly turns to mass confusion. Definitely worth a listen. Chinese Takeout Prank Call ... 1 out Top of 8th.. Cubs up 4-2 over the Astros... think they'll pull it off? If they win they will be 5 1/2 games out of the Wild Card. |
Very important news just in. P. Diddy aka Puffy aka Puff Daddy aka Sean Combs wants to change his name again. Please, everyone, just call him Diddy. This is just earth shattering news.
"Nobody knew what to call me," he explains. "I'd notice that people were uncomfortable when I'd meet them for the first time, and then they'd ask me what they should call me. I even started to get confused myself -- and when I'd called someone on the telephone it took me a long time to explain who I was. Too long." Here's an idea fuckhole.. how bout just have people call you by your name. 'P. Diddy' Wants to Change His Name ... Again ps Please people. Wezley is just too confusing. Please. Just call me Wez. |
Here are some videos I've seen recently.. that I thought were funny or cool. Nut Bra Fun with Signs United States of Whatever Tom Cruise Kills Oprah Dance Dance Dance |
This is pretty amazing. Check out this site to see what the powers of air brushing can do to pictures. Some of these are just amazing how much they change the picture. You just can't believe anything you see in a magazine anymore. Someone could be the fuggliest girl ever... but after air brushing - She's HOT! Make them skinner, remove tattoos, remove rolls, change their clothes, make boobs bigger, smooth everything out.. its truely amazing.
Glenn Feron - The Art of Retouching |
Well... got 2 more "Trailer Park Whore" search hits today. Who are these people? I have also had 22 hits from people who have their resolution set to 800x600. Are you kidding me? Either there are some grandparents visiting.. or some of you people have some major bad eye sight. You guys might as well just pull out your Commodore 64. Come on now, you can do it.. atleast make the step up to 1024x768. You'll thank me in the morning. |